Sunday, September 25, 2005

Building an Extensive Vocabulary

It may not be of interest to you, but lately I've been reading plenty of books. Sounds normal. But you have to question exactly what kind of books that i'm reading. To tell you the truth, i bought my first Harlequin Blaze novel at Barnes & Nobles with Anna. Harlequin Blaze is probably best known for producing extensive "romance" novels. Or as I like to call them, Porn Literature. The book i bought is called Unzipped? and i bought it out of PURE curiosity and entertainment. I can tell you now that it this was my first and last Harlequin Blaze book that I will ever buy. But it did give me a few good chuckles,considering i finished it within 5 hrs. Other books currently reading: April Shadows, which is oddly enough, about lesbians. How i stumble upon these books, i don't know. I can never tell with VC Andrews. [My favorite author by the way] Okay, enough nerd talk.

Speaking of naughty things, someone found my page by Googleing "Sister's Sweet Ass". Interesting, i have no recollection of ever writing such things. Oh well.

Other then that, its 1:26 am and I'm stuck here, waiting up for my sister. She's out somewhere gallavanting around Ventura. I just hopes she brings back a boyfriend. But knowing her... no. That'll be the day.

Off to bed!

Captain Meg plundered at1:08 AM |

Monday, September 19, 2005

Pillaging and a Birthday

Happy 22nd Birthday Sam!!

Aww, my one and only sister's birthday is today. Greet her happy birthday when you have the chance and remind her that she's just a little bit closer to 25 and to me thats pretty old. And in this picture, i think it represents her coming out of my mother's vagina..oddly, with a moustache. Because really... that's what birthdays are!

It's also Talk like a Pirate Day today. And to celebrate I decked out in my pirate clothes paraded around school. It a national holiday for me! So celebrate!! Drink loads of rum and get totally smashed .. pilfer, pillage, loot and remember the Codes are more like guidelines then they are actual rules. Cuz Pirates are sexy. That's why I'm one! If ya try to swab me deck, I'm just gonna have to acquiesce your request. Ye be warned.

<3

Captain Meg plundered at6:22 PM |

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Are you ready for the Dance Party?!

These last two days have been absolutely awesome. My twin Anna came to visit good ole Camarillo on Friday and she spent the night at my house. But before the sleepover could start, we headed over to ACHS and went to the Welcome Back Dance, with Melissa. Forget everything you heard about school dances being lame, because they're only lame if you're not enjoying yourself. Which was what the 3 of us did. Usually, Anna and dancing don't mix very well, and it showed! Just kidding. As for Melissa, or Little Miss Innocent as I like to call her, stepped out of her boundries and became Super Whore. It was the skirt. If you would have seen it, you'd understand why all the Latinos came flocking her way. Enough said.

As for me.. I never knew how alike my sister and I are..mingling wise. If you know me, then you know i am a rabid fan of curly hair. So when i saw this guy from my Art class last year ( who is infuckincredily hot with curly hair of course), I lost my balls on the dancefloor and couldn't work my self up to ask him if he wanted to dance with me. It took me 3 songs to wipe up my drool and grow my balls back. Instead of just asking, i straight up walked up to him and started dancing. And ohhhh boy, did we dance, like no other. He's surprisingly strong....

Annnndd.... I'm done freaking you out.
Which was what he said... Just kidding!

Anyways, Anna left today after our little excursion down at the Ventura Harbour. So now I have a lot of busy work to do. Homework! How lovely.

Captain Meg plundered at6:28 PM |

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Debate This

Its a known fact, at some point in my life. I used to be rabid teeny bopper fan of the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync. What I want to know is, even though you some of you never liked them, or some of you have, in a battle, who would kick who's ass? Give me reasons here. I'm quite curious. My opinion, it'd be BackStreet all the way. Half of the members half either become druggies or have been to jail. That makes them 'hardcore'. Beg to differ?

Entertain me.

Captain Meg plundered at9:32 PM |

Thursday, September 08, 2005

An out of place Crush

Dearest Physics Teacher,

It would seem that I have recently developed an out of place crush on you. Where this notion came from? I don't know. Maybe its the way you tell your funny science related jokes and no one laughs at them but me. Or perhaps its the way mumble on about Physics, making it seem uberly more interesting than it really is. Could it be the way you tuck in your shirt or the way you smile at me when I raise my hand? Most possibly, its your intelligence. Intellect is very appealing. Forget about whispering sweet nothings, give me conversion formulas and velocity problems. I've never been so excited for Science, ever! Dont' worry, I'll keep this ill-mannered, semi-pedophile-ish notion to myself. I wouldn't want you to end up another Mary Kay and be sentenced to jail for falling in love with a minor. Damn your smartness and your steel rimmed glasses.

Anyways, See you in class. I won't tell anyone about this. Even if you are majorly old and could be my father. But you're just so smart!! Science and intellect, my 2 greatest loves.

I think i have succeded in freaking myself out. Well, keep up the good work! Love the jokes.. *nervous laugh*

Your Bright and Shining Student, Maegan XOXX

Captain Meg plundered at6:51 PM |

Monday, September 05, 2005

It's not so bad after all...

My first day back, went as planned. No unexpected surprises, or scary teachers. Okay, i take that back. My English teacher is waaaayyyy out there. Not of this earth. I'm not lying when I say that she scares me to death. More so than going to College next year.
A good thing about the first day, was that my councilor didn't mess up my schedule. I'm planning on dropping one of my classes, as of late. I must have inhaled too many white board markers when I signed up for Computer Foundations because that class is.. well, quite amateur for me. Not that I'm trying to sound concieted or anything. But the pace we're going, is just way too slow and i could type a novel by the time they learn the Home Row Keys, adsfjkl;. We'll see. I'll give it a few more days, but its not like i need the credits.

In other news, wait, there is no other news. As of now, my life evolves around school, and homework. I can't shake from my mind that this is my last year. It'll sink in right? This is supposed to be the best year of my life. But how can that be when my best friend is an hour and a thirty minutes away?!? Oh dear.

There was one thing that made my week more entertaining. I saw a dead raccoon on the side of the road. Now.. some people might not see this as comical as I do, so don't hate me for it. But seeing it, reminded me of that one raccoon from Pocahontas. His name isn't coming to me at the moment. No, I didn't hit him with my car, like the squirrell. I wouldn't do that to the car. Heh.

And I'm done.

Till then..

Captain Meg plundered at8:43 PM |