Tuesday, November 30, 2004

It's Not Spring time

If you're a loser and haven't been outside these past few days.. than i shall state the obvious: Its effing cold out side!! I feel sorry for you macho guys.. cuz you know, Shrinkage and all. You do the math.

There are some people who i dont' feel sorry for when they complain its cold. You obviously see that its freezing out side, and people are huddling for warmth or the slightest trace of body heat.... so why would anyone in their right mind put on uggs, a skirt, a shirt, and scarf ? Please, i am dying to know. Its not exactly springtime ya know.. you may be "hot stuff" in your blue uggs and short, punani mini-skirt.. but you look like an idiot when you're whining like a little bitch about the cold. We ought to take people like that and shove them up Hitler's loose ass... i bet its rather warm in there. -.-;;

Enough of my pointless rants.

Thanksgiving is gone.. and soon Christmas will be here. I was talking to one of my fellow friends when the subject of Santa came up. I asked him when he stopped believing in Santa.. and i thought this was pretty funny:

"there was one day when i found a guy in a santa suit lying on my floor on christmas morning... and when the police arrived with the body bag, i figgured that there was no santa.. not anymore"

Heh. Funny stuff. I swear, you should get copyrights for the things that you say...lol.That made my day..er night. Whatevs....Well goodnight.

Till then....

Captain Meg plundered at10:03 PM |

Sunday, November 28, 2004

But We're Not Robots

So Turkey day has up and left. Hopefully you are fully recovered from your food comas and are still able to function properly without grasping your stomach in pain.

My Thanksgiving was... rather hectic. One of the most craziest T-days I've had. Had a fun time messing around at Vons, as seenHere. [don't say i didn't warn you..] So Anyways most of the day consisted of family drama. Which didn't surprise me because the holidays wouldn't be merry without a little family drama now and then. Long story short, the food was good, i got fat,and there was lots of drinking..[not on my behalf i must add]

If you haven't seen me already, i recently got a new haircut. And the question has been bugging me ever since i first met him.. is my hair stylist gay? He does the cliche hand movements, the incessant touching, and has overly dramatic stories ready at will. He doesn't look gay, he doesn't sound gay... Yet, he mentioned that his ex-"girlfriend" doesn't know how to wash dishes. The thing that really just gives it away... is his love for Clay Aiken.[Or should i say, Gay Aiken...seriously,The boy was beat as a child.] I mean, its like the new thing. You know... all gay guys are into Cher. Well now.. all gay guys are into Clay Aiken. That's my theory at least. I couldnt' help but give a little chuckle as i listened to Clay burst onto the speakers throughout the shop.
Nonetheless, my haircut looks hot and i'll always like my hairstylist no matter what. hah. [ and i'm not saying that gay people are bad... so back off]

As i mentioned in my last post..Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban came out on DVD last tuesday. And i now have it in my possession. I've been watching that bitch over and over again. Its Harry Potter Goodness. Oh shush up.. you know Harry Potter is the shit. You love it. Just like me.. admit it!!!!!

Hm, so my sister is gone. The house is empty again and now i can be stark naked in my underwear once more....[a joke , i swear] School starts up again tomorrow. Ugh....

Till then....

Captain Meg plundered at10:07 PM |

Monday, November 22, 2004

Wine, turkey, and Harry Potter

My back is in pain from cleaing the damn house all day. I was helping my mother clean our alcoholic beverage collection [yes, they are unopened], and the subject came up about my mom drinking a whole bottle of wine.

Mom: That was only a once in a life time thing.. i'll never drink wine by myself..
Me: Why not? You should! It'll loosen you up a bit..[pause] And if you don't want to drink by yourself... I'll drink with you!
Mom: [blank stare]....Go clean your room.

I guess that'll be the day when my mom pops open a bottle of wine and just drinks for the hell of it. Heck, last time, she had a sip of margarita and she was giggling like a teeny-bopper at a Hanson's concert. I guess alcohol and my mother don't mix very well.

If you guys don't know already, besides being an obsessive fan for Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm a fan of Harry Potter! And the third movie comes out on DVD on Tuesday. *dances around* But then i start feeling like a pedophile because i think Harry Potter is hot and he's a year younger than me.. [which isnt' that young] ... but still, its wrong. heh. I bet Harry could show me few tricks with his wand eh eh?? I can see it now...*Harry and I, trapped together in that tower, as he whips out his broom and lets me ride it to safety...* [ silence, crickets chirp].........Anways,It should really be named "Harry Potter: and the Struggle with Puberty". It'd be the best movie evar! I'd see it. <3

Turkey Day is comin' up y'all. As always, the big turkey bash is going to be held at my place. It's going to be another fun [but hectic] family get together. And yet...another reason for our hobbit-like feasts. Soo yup. 4-day weekend. Happy Turkey Day .. in advance.. just in case i'm not able to update.

Till then..<3

Captain Meg plundered at1:05 AM |

Friday, November 19, 2004

Just Call me Nostaligic

How sad of me. I haven't been updating this thing as much as i should. Sorry for my fellow readers.. [if there are any, besides you sam... oh and anna.] So here goes my attempt to write you an actual entry:

MySpace isn't working right now.. so that's why i've decided to update. I guess i need a break from that thing. It may seem like there's nothing to do on Myspace.. but once start looking for people and just browsing random ppl's pages... things get interesting, for me atleast.. [who asked you!?!?] Hmm. okay, i need to get a life and start finding people in person. But really.. Myspace rocks cuz i found my old friend Matt Harmon. We were in 4th grade together. its crazy. How we haven't talked in so long. last time i saw him was in '98. oh , and he plays guitar really well.... He's Beatle crazy too. So i added one of his songs to my Playlist. He's soo good at guitar<3..haha.. ok..enough from me... but It really does blow my mind how small this world is, just cuz i found him on myspace. I tried looking up my other childhood friends from Lompoc, but i didn't find anyone else. =/ I guess you could say i'm a rather nostalgic person.

okay, enough of the lame Myspace talk.

ugh, You guys know how much i absolutely hate Switchfoot right? Well, here i am, walking down the hall way when i hear some high pitched giggling behind me. Low and behold, i turn around and what do i see? A bunch of girls, all wearing pink shirts with the words , "I Love Switchfoot", on it. wtf?!?!? How incredibly lame!!! Not only does Switchfoot suck some major ass, but it's those girls who i take pity on... if you like whiny bitching, listen to switchfoot. *shakes head in disgust* Whatevs...

Well okay. that was my attempt at writing something.. how sad. I find myself writing about Myspace again -.-;;. hah. oh wellz. Seriously, the life is boring right now, think its time for some controversy yes? Hmm, what to do, what to ruin next? hehe <3

Till then....

Captain Meg plundered at5:34 PM |

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Mini Hiatus

Holy Damn! Do you guys even know how effing addicting MySpace is?!? Its infuckincredible!

My sister has created a monster out of me. It took her some time to convince me to sign up so she could have more friends. Reluctantly i joined.. and to my amazement, it took me in, hook, line and sinker. I've found soo many people with that damn site. People that i used to know in 4th grade![some of which have gotten Hott! ] Ya! Back in my Lompoc days! Its crazzy! I've been finding old friends of mine that i had when i was "innocent" and young.. ahh, the Lompoc days. haha Anyways, if you dont' have myspace yet.. go get one.I'm seriously on there 24/7.. so add me kk? I swear.. i'm an effing advertisement.. i shoudl get paid for this..hmph.

It seems i can't find anything else to talk about right now. It's pretty late and i want to get to bed but i was obligated to update this thing.

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I pissed off my friend today.. it wasn't my fault. It was theirs... okay, so i wont' go around blaming people, but they're mad at me cuz of some stupid thing. Its like this.. if you're to be mad at me.. tell me that you're mad at me. so that i can do everything in my power to avoid you like the plague. Don't take the wussy way out and just walk outta class without so much of a word or a wave good by like usual.. what they hell are they even mad at me for.. do you absolutely HAVE to know EVERYTHING?? Sometimes, u just need to mind your own god-forsaken business. This should be a lesson to you. Lesson learned? Mind your own effing business!!!!
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Well, that's all. Sorry its not much. I've just been so preoccupied and stuff. School, hw, driving, myspace, myspace, myspace.. lol.. oh and guys.[typical, i know] Soo i bid u fareawell....

Till then...

Captain Meg plundered at1:33 AM |

Sunday, November 14, 2004

"Bomb Voyage"

I saw the Incredibles today with Eric and Anna. It was a fun filled day. The movie was funny. I didn't know what to expect, but i was pleased. We went to see it in Ventura since it has better seating.. and i don't have to deal with the ppl at Edwards.

We ended up at Ventura Mall, somehow, Eric ended up in a dress, and then we had to give him 2 Big Macs. I guess we mostly gallavanted around the mall. Not much to do there when you're flat broke. but it was fun playing dress up AND dressing up Eric in more "manly" clothing.. haha. Or as i like to call it from Anna's point of view.."Korean Drama Style" type of clothing. You shouldn't have deleted those pics from the dressing room.. that lady seemed pissed though. haha.

Anyways, that's my day in a nutshell. Now i'm bloody cold. I wish it'd snow right about now.... i really dont' remember snow. The only time i've actually witnessed snow in the flesh.. is on TV... how sad is that? ..Someone take me to a place where it snows!

Till then....

Captain Meg plundered at1:36 AM |

Friday, November 12, 2004

Convicted

The Verdict is finally in. The Peterson, Double Murder Case has just ended. I've been watching this case since the beginning. And there were times where i was unsure of his innocense. But today, the Jury found Scott Peterson Guilty for the both murders. He was convicted guilty of 1st degree for his wife, Laci, and guilty of 2nd degree for his unborn son , Connor. Peterson faces the death penalty now that that deliberations are over. A mini trial starts on November 22nd to see whether Scott faces lethal injection or life in prison w/o parole.
It was a long 5-month trial, but it has finally come to an end. In my opinion, i don't think he deserves the death by lethal injection. I think Life w/o parole suits this type of case. He'll have endless amounts of time to think about what he did, how much pain he caused, his own motives for killing his wife.

Yet is goes unsolved, just exactly how Laci Peterson died, or why exactly he killed her. Prosecution says that Scott wanted to be free from marriage and from his newly found fatherhood. He wanted to remain a single bachelor and not be tied down with child support or a nagging wife... [so why get married!?!?!] It was said that Peterson's reaction to his hearing was unemotional. he showed no emotion whatsoever, stone faced.

Now i'm dying to know whether or not the jury will sentence him to death... even though i sorta don't believe in capital punishment and that whole idea of " An Eye for and Eye". I guess we'll see in a couple of days.. what do you think?

Till then...

Captain Meg plundered at1:59 PM |

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Crash Test Dummies

Haven't updated in some time.. so here it goes...

Good news first... i have a 4 day weekend!! No school tomorrow AND Friday.. niiice. But that leaves me with nothing to do...hmm, i'll find something to do.I think I'll go find my self a 'make-shift' Mr. Winkles. He's the cutest thing i've ever seen! Too bad he's animatronic.... well, okay. So he's not exactly animatronic, but i know that dog isn't real.. have u SEEN pics of Mr. Winkles before?? NO dog can pose like that.... even mechanical ones. Poor dog, looks like someone took a bat to you before i did... and with a name like Mr. Winkles.. i dont' see why you wouldn't have some loose screws and bolts up in your cabasa... Don't worry, we love you Mr. Winkles..

Anyways, I'm kinda nervous tonight.. And even though i have no school tomorrow, i still have to wake up at the crack of dawn tomorrow for my drivers training. I dont' know whether to be excited or mortified. From the stories i've heard from my friends.. this LaHey guy is quite the character...I'm more worried about KILLING myself.. by crashing into a wall. Or running over some poor pedestrian with there blood and guts all spewed out over my windshield.. and as they die, i scream and accidentally turn on the windshield wipers and watch the blood smear back and forth, back and forth and then the world ends......TMI?...okay. so that's never going to happen [hopefully] There's just soo many things that i can do to totally screw my self over.. buut, i'm trying not to think about it.. The thought of my driving still makes me laugh. God.. i hope i get this whole idea of driving.. Wish me luck yes? [ if u don't, i'm coming to find your house so i can crash into it ^.^ ]

Well okay. That's all that i can think of that is worth writing about. Hey Sam, i added more Faint songs.. now i can listen to "Glass Danse" where ever i go!! You know what that means? More Robot Dancing!!!..hehe.. j.k Okay, its off to sleep for the Captain.. i'm tired.

Till then...

Captain Meg plundered at10:04 PM |

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Strip Clubs are Awesome

Yaaaah, Strip Clubs are awesome.... but i wouldn't know... really.. [refer to sister ]

Anyways, these past few days have been really fun, interesting, ravishingly awesome. Friday, was fun. I got invited to Eric's 17th b-day party which was today.... but i wasn't able to go because i already had plans to go to my baby cousin's 1st birthday party! So , to make it up, Anna and i strolled over to the Esplanade and got him a b-day gift. I hope he likes it.. ^^

So ya, that's what Friday consisted of. Saturday was Tyler's 1st b-day party. He is THE cutest thing ever! He's walking and running around everywhere. He needs to get bigger quick, so we can take him to Disneyland! The Happiest place on earth!!! Of course I'd take him on Pirates of the Caribbean, and show him how awesome pirates can be. Its so fun to watch my younger cousins grow up... it makes me feel all old.. but in reality, i'm really only JUST 16. heh, i have a long way from being OLD!
The party was fun, of course another excuse to eat enormous amounts of really good food, part of our Hobbit tradition biatch! Of course, chocolate covered strawberries were included. ^^ Food=good, Tyler=adorable. Elmo=gay little puppet. Ehh, not a big Elmo fan...i prefer Cookie Monster..but if Tyler loves elmo.. i guess i can tolerate it.

I drove my sister around my block today... [ ehhh, i swear i'm better than it seems kk???] Ya, i almost ran into my dad's parked car. If my sister wasn't freaking out on me.. i would have done a better job.. hahaha. All in good fun. She's gonna let me drive again tomorrow.. geez. What did i get myself into!?! I never realized how much i like being the passenger and not the driver.. but i'm not saying that i dont' like driving..

Pretty bored right now. My cousins, [Andre and Adrian], are out with my sister right about now.. prolly drinkin' them selves into oblivion at this point. haha. Whhoooo, Clubbin in Camarillo cuz Camarillo is soo Hoppin!![sarcasm] Ehh, i wish i was there.. damn my youngness... or not. I just have till 2009 till i'm 21.. ONLY till 2009.. -.-;;

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this is GREAT! my sister just walked in the door, drunk. She's a funny drunk. She won't remember all the things i tell her in the morning.. its funny. But her ankle is swollen cuz she tripped ina gutter.. mwhahah. omg. what a loser!!! I laugh at u Sam.. i hope u laugh atyourself when you read this... mcfag.
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Till then....

Captain Meg plundered at11:22 PM |

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The World Shall Come to an End...

And for all of you that voted for Kerry...i bet some of you feel this way:

Captain Meg plundered at7:10 PM |