Thursday, July 29, 2004

Bastards....

I'm sad... My puppy is being taken away from me tomorrow.  =( I've had him for 10+. He's a pug, named Alex. I don't want them to take him away. He's been sick these past few months...and he's gotten worse. alot worse, so the Animal people are going to come here tomorrow and get him so they can put him to sleep. Its better for him..but i'm still gonna miss my puppy......

 

Captain Meg plundered at10:11 PM |

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Sentenced to Death

My mouth hurts. Its been stretched far too wide to its extent....all that blowing. .....of water in my mouth by the water pick in the dentist office...hahaha.Ya, i had to go to the dentist today. I don't know why, but today i realized how much i disliked going there. With people peering into your mouth. Touching your teeth with their little metal objects. Poking, and prodding, shooting water down your throat. Ugh, and that horrible after taste . But hey, Free toothbrush right? I did my fake smiles, my 'how-do-you-do's', and wished for it to be over. 
 
Before all the oral cleaning.. i was seated in the waiting room, nonchalontly reading my 'porno' book. The desk lady tapped her little fingers away on the keyboard.  A man walks in with a dozen  red roses. All very beautiful, and i imagine that they smell really good.  I looked up, smiled, and for some reason unknown i expected the roses to be for me! Silly ho that i am came back to reality and retired back to my reading.  The desk lady willingly accepted them, did her little 'Well, who could those be for? act.   "Who ELSE could it be for you whore!! " i wanted to scream out of smite. But i held my tounge.   Here's the point: Then i realized how stupid it was to send someone flowers.  You send someone something so beautiful  only to have it die, wilt, diminish, rot.  How lovely is that??  You're practically sentencing the flowers to death. You're having the flowers DIE in the accompany of someone else! What message is that saying? And usually flowers come with well -wishes, and best regards. Ya, and having wilting flowers along with such an encouraging message really helps persuade me.  I hope that the thorns prick your tiny little fingers!!!!  Till they bleed and then you'll have a scar!! mwhahaha. I shook my head and continued with my reading.
 
I guess i was just envious of the roses. They were really pretty and bright red. I guess all this smite was for nothing. I don't mind getting flowers. Its the thought that counts.  Just haven't recieved any flowers in so long, i lashed out on the innocent roses. lol.  All this fuss....
 
Some how i have managed to make this entry entirely about oral  /de-flowering / pain. hahahaha...*crickets chirp*.... How lovely of me.
 
Till then mates....

Captain Meg plundered at11:33 PM |

Monday, July 26, 2004

Movie Crazy

Jesus! It's soo damn hot! I've got the fan blasted at me at full power. My hair is whipping in my face and i can barely see what i am typing. So if there are obvious text errors..you know why.    Anyways, i just came back from the theaters. I went with  mi padre and saw I, Robot  starring Will Smith.
Pretty good movie..though, i thought it was rather predictable in the end. The "old school 2004" converse....great! Heh, i thought that was funny. The plot was good. Like i said, predictable. But all in all, really good CGI effects. **That's what they're called right?** Sunny has eyes like Elijah Wood. lol. I won't give away anymore. Thumbs up to Will smith for shedding some skin..definite plus. =) So yes, that was basically my day.  I've been watching movies like crazy lately. Only on DVD though. Bleh. I couldn't fall asleep last night. It took me FOREVER to do so. Arrgh, fuck me and my inability to sleep when i really want to.   Hmm, i've been having these really really weird dreams. Do i dare let you people in on my scandalous adventures? Seriously, my dreams are rather ionno...crazy, for lack of a better word. Last nights dream just was...."woah" as Keanu Reeves would put it.  I was reading my "porn" book last night. Maybe that's why my dream included me  going through rather scandalous acts.... basically... i was a whore. A BIG , well-known, well-liked, skanky, ass WHORE. I felt all dirty when i woke up. lol . I guess i shouldn't read my books right before i go to bed. Makes me wonder though...was it a good dream? or a bad one? hehe. Oh well.  Welp, that's all the time i have. Till then mates....

Captain Meg plundered at7:25 PM |

Saturday, July 24, 2004

GaY MeN RoCk

No time to write long entry out. Here it goes in one short summary

• Baffled at the sudden swarm of people telling me that Orlando is gay. I still stand on high ground that he is NOT!! Untill you can show me some hard-core , mutha fucking, evidence, he's straight. Got that?? Anna...i'm gonna kick your ass. mwhwhaha, watch your back. lol
  
• Became even more disturbed at the naked men that popped up on my screen as i was nonchalantly browsing random blogs. 3 words...not that big.
  
• Slept all day ..not because i was tired cuz i wanted to pass the time.
  
• Pondered about things that should have been forgotten but were not. Is this the beginning of the end? or the  end of the beginning? Should i even go?
  
• Read my 'porno' books. Rather interesting. The girl's a whore, had child out of wedlock, not is getting married to 'so-called' brother but now is just a boy. yadda yadda yadda.
  
• Ran around the house naked, screaming at the top of my lungs " I'm a pretty princess, look at my goodies!!!'*immature giggle* " ( okay so i didn't do that, but i imagine it would be quite fun to frolick in your b-day suit )
  

So that concludes my day. Thank you for your time. Till then mates.....

Captain Meg plundered at11:33 PM |

Thursday, July 22, 2004

I like My Hobbits Tied Up and Gagged!

New Layout If you haven't noticed.... =) I used Hobbit Dreams as my theme. Took me awhile to get everything just right......i have no life.

Another day of sitting in front of boxes that have moving pictures in them.(yes, the TV) Not a very good TV movie day. not at all.  So....i baked...again. What the else am i gonna do? Have a baby? I made another batch of Sourcream Coffee Cake. I'm getting a whole lot better. hehe. I've made like 4 of them in the past week. Its the only thing that i can think of besides piano, reading, watching tv, computer and sleeping. So now i can add Baking! to that list of things. I'm going CRAZY here.*bangs head on desk* My ass is flat from sitting on it all day, i've made an impression of my ass on the chair that i sat on. Argh. ...moving on.

i was browsing the internet and found this:

Captain Meg plundered at12:15 AM |

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Your'e mother is a *whore*!

Never knew how good of a listener my wall was. **Did i phrase that right?** There are times where i find myself humming or singing or talking to myself. Its the only way i can break the silence, and the eratic humming of my computer. I even burst into song..with hand motions and everything. Yup, if you stick around me long enough...maybe you'll catch one of my glamorous shows. My sister has already endured my solo acts in San Diego. She just laughs...i don't know if that's a good laugh or a omg-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-her laughs....

Anyways, guess you could say i'm working on another template. I go through templates like i go through toilet paper. Kinda like my guys you could say. But avast! There is one flaw! I HAVE no guys to go shuffle around, deal out,and play on! hahaha, hey, that's a pretty good line i made up there...*makes mental note* As i was saying..the new one is pretty plain. You'll see in time i guess eh?

I really have to escape from here. I'm not as movie savvy as i want to be! Gotta catch up and watch all 'em movies! ...or....if i REALLy wanted to, i could MAKE my own "home movies"..*wink*. Time-saving, money-saving and ALOT more fun!..well, not time saving i guess.....hehe. Whooooooo. Bring on the Hobbits!!!!!!! That'd be great ya know? One big gian hobbit orgy...lol. Just thinking about it makes me want to watch all the LotR movies again. Have them talk dirty in there cute little accents....hehehe. Am i getting too carried away here? .....moving on.

Bottom line: gotta get out more. I'm becoming a book whore. and in my terms....that means i'm getting carried away in the MANY books that i'm reading. Bleh...So when i go back to school and people ask me how my summer was .. I can answer... " My summer was great! I went to Virginia only to discover i was kidnapped as a kid and my brother now isn't really my brother, my mother was a whore and had an affair with a pianst and had me! She set up the whole abduction thing and had me taken away! That whore!.....oh wait. Ha! Silly me, getting my books mixed up with reality. This summer was boring..the usual..ya know. TV, friends, books, computer.."

Bleh...its late. Gonna go to bed. Ppl call me up if ya wanna do sumthing . nineeightseveneighteightfourone. Till then...

Captain Meg plundered at1:16 AM |

Thursday, July 15, 2004

"I'll show you Peaches!!!!!"

Ha, its 1:23 in the AM and i'm still not sleepy. It been a rather..long, endless day. It was a good TV movie day. They were showing "The Paperboy" on USA.
The movie is about some deranged, evil, boy named Johnny who does paper routes. haha. He becomes obsessed with the woman next door. He's obsessed with being good. But being good to him is killing off everyong that gets in his damn way. With his high, pitched squeeling voice..i think this movie is rather good. Funny in its own way, even though its suppose to be a thriller. Favorite parts in the movie? His girlsih whining, his high pitched voice, when he "beats the dog named Peaches to death", when he bangs his head against the wall because he was "bad". Damn, that's one great movie. haha. oh my. An oldie but goodie. Originally came out in 1994. Filmed in Quebec. Ya, i know all the lame facts like i know for Pirates of the Caribbean. What can i say..... i'mma movie freak.

Anyways, besides my movie watching rampage, I've been doing some reading. My choice of books are rather interesting because i don't think anyone else would like them...besides my family. haha. ionno. Sumthing about V.C Andrews that i really like. I let my friend read a couple of pages...and she threw it down in disgust because she thought it was a cover up for porn. I am NOT reading porn.. haha. it just seems like it cuz the book gets rather graphic. I'm rading Dawn. Its about a 15 yr old girl named Dawn who finds out she was kidnapped when she was little. And the family she was living with wasn't really her family. And the boy she thought was her brother, loved her, even when they were bro and sis...**are you getting this??**..and the boy she was dating.. and "making out" with...turns out to be her REAL brother!! **dun dun dun** Her real brother can't get over the fact that Dawn is his sister and rapes her in the bathroom. INCEST!! Scandalous! Ya...i love this book.. haha..i'll let you have a little snip of it.

"Suddenly i Felt his hardness press itself firmly against me until he forced in that swollen, rigid male sex part of him that had to be satisfied. It drove into my tight and resisting flesh, which tore and bled. I screamed not caring anymore if we were discovered and if Jimmy were found....."

hahahah..i gotta laugh when i read that. Wow, it makes me seem rather perverted. But that's only ONE part of the book. It really is a good book. No lie. haha anyways...that's all for tonight. I'm going to retire to bed. My sis is coming this weekend. Yaay... Till then mates....

Captain Meg plundered at1:23 AM |

Monday, July 12, 2004

Do you Wanna have a Baby?

Today, i finally accomplished something. It may not be big, or important. But to me, its rather....funny. I spent a whopping 10hrs sitting in front of the computer playing "The Sims" non-stop.Yup, that's my big accomplish ment. NEVER in my life have a sat on my ass for that long! I Didnt' even get up for a piss break. lol, But boy am i tired! Yes, tired from sitting on my ass!! haha, who woulda thought.

I've created my own little fantasy world where i control everyone and everything. This game is great for ppl who plan on TAKING OVER THE WORLD! mwhahahah...(shhhhh, no one has to know) Anyways, I've created some what of a Utopia in my eyes. Where babies just appear out of now where in a bed of flowers and it only takes 3 days for them to go form baby to 10 year old!! And getting changed is a snap! All you have to do it twirl around...and you're changed! Amazing! haha "The Sims" is great.

Well, that's basically my day. So that's why my entry is so short.i promise more next time. Till then.....

Captain Meg plundered at12:21 AM |

Thursday, July 08, 2004

Another Random Poll

yes, that's right. i answerd this weird poll thingy. I was bored. Enjoy.


Random Survey

[x] they call me: Maegan
[x] also: Meg, Pirate Girl, Gay man lover.hehe

[x] sex: Sure! My house or yours?? haha,I'm a Female.
[x]my first breath of air: 10/29/88
[x] age: 15
[x] status: Single!
[x] occupation: Student @ ACHS
[x] nationality: filipino

_______REW1ND_______
[x] most memorable memory: The very first memory that i can remember from when i was young was when i was in preschool and i had to go to the bathroom really bad, but i was too lazy to walk to the restrooms, so i pissed in the sand. I got in trouble. I was put in Time Out.
[x] worst: Moving away from Vandenberg Village in Lompoc
[x] first bestfriend ever?: Toni Ramos
_______FAST F0WARD_______
[x] college planning to go to : UCSB, USCD, UCLA, UCI..ionno..somewhere in Cali? haha. haven't really thought about it
[x] future resident of: Oahu, Hawaii!! i wish.
[x] children: 3

_______PLAY_______
[x]Feeling: very bored..sum on save me!!
[x] Listening: to The Killers
[x] Talking to: Samantha , my sis
[x] doing: this survey...because why? i am BORED!
[x] thinking of: eating ice cream...hehe, and what am i going to do tomorrow?
[x] missing: everyone i care about and my friends
[x] hating: food, but i eat because i'm sad, and i'm sad because i eat! haha

_______FAV0R1TES_______
[x] song: "What's Your Fantasy"- Ludacris
[x] site: I have lots..but recently, Addicting Games
[x] movie: Pirates of the Caribbean!!!! Do you have to ask???
[x] hang out spot: in your pants!! mwhaha, j.k, anywhere but here
[x] food: food is good, but i don't have a favorite

_______L0VE_______
[x] first love: haha..wow..ummm. In 4th grade i think? It was Andrew Foreman. lol. yes, i was Little miss Player Thang when i was little.
[x] current love: hehe..Orlando Bloom..ohhh yaaaa
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time?: ya! your family and what not.
[x] true or false: all you need is love: false!
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?:no nono..if you do believe in love at first sight...your mind belongs to your groins!!!

_______RANDOM_______
[x] can you swim?: yes i can.
[x] what are you scared of?: insects, mainly crickets, and spiders, Ants too. lol i was attacked by ants.. it was scary.
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?: ionno...isn't that sad?
[x] do you like tomatoes?: Yes, but my sister doesn't. She LOVVVES ketchup, but HATES fresh tomatoes..what's up with that??
[x] internet connection: Dial up..ya it sucks,
[x] how many phones?: one phone in everyroom excluding the bathrooms so 6 phones.
[x] last phone call: Anna Oh
[x] last IM: Sam

Captain Meg plundered at10:12 PM |

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

I'm a Slave... 4 you

I'm FINALLY online!! Stupid computer is being a retard. It must of got hold of a knife and accidentally stabbed it self because it wasn't letting me sign on....piece of crap. Any one interested in a Bon Fire of computers? Thus leading into getting new one?? Who's with me??

Anyways, so ya. I've been back in Camarillo. Little boring Camarillo where people get there kicks by trashing ppl's houses and getting stoned. Oh,the wonder place i live in.....bleh. That is why i prefer to stay AWAY from Cammi for a little while. I would greatly retreat back to SD if i had the chance. But i guess its not so bad when you've got friends to hang out with. Yesterday, i called up my buddy Anna Oh to see what she was up to. She's been crazy and taking SAT classes in the vally. Crazy!! 8 weeks long. SHe practically has no summer. She starts at nine and ends at 4. To get away from her hectic schedule, i went over to her house, hung out there. Then it was off to the Outlets. I didn't do much shopping due to the fact that all my money is in the bank. We went to all the expensive stores and i made Anna try on clothing that she would never pick for herself. (ie. a mini skirt and a plunging neck line shirt) Since she is little miss innocent. lol. Ya...Anna is the hight roller who dropped I think $50 bucks??? for a jacket and a shirt at Gap. Crazy!! i would not spend that damn much..for 2 things.

Hell, that wasn't such a bad day. The guy at Auntie Anne's wasn't so shabby. Lets just say that he's very good with his hands...and likes my shirt very much. lol. =)

Anyways, my sister sent me this Mad Lib. Thought it was funny. I'll let ya read it.

One sweaty summer day at the strip club you see the most bangin creature you have ever seen. Their name is Orlando , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Sam and say, "Wow, that has to be the most rockin body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so kinky , and was wondering if you'd like to go to your bed with me and play with your taco and my sausage ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " A Diversion!!! " and go with them. When you finally get to your bed , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a bra hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " Orlando is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 3 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 3 years!"

You Try: Mad Lib and tell me what you get k? Till then.....

Captain Meg plundered at1:05 PM |